Funny Birthday Poems

Funny Love, Birthday Poems

2012-01-12T22:38:00.000-08:00

The day we were born is the rememberable day whichhad most important means our life.It is not justthe day we stepped into the life but also the first day we met our loved ones and started to experience the life which our soul chose before we were born

So that instead of giving the same old greeting you says in your loved’s birthday every yearsuch as “happy birthday” or something else…,why don’t you use funny birthday poems to cultivate the boredom of birthday party like it was?it’s has many advantages that you have notdiscovered

The first advantage of funny birthday poems is that itsefl is the combination of words which makes up great melodies. It’s a good way to convey your thinking, your love to some one you care about. Therefore, it’s may touch to your recipient’s soul that they will never forgot, especially on older people.

Secondly,funny rhythms is a less-expensive and simply present but it has extremely great meaning to recipient than an expensive gift. It is shown all the respect and the love that will bring comfort or smiles to your loved. Thus it will be a meaningful, memorable and funny birthday party that they ever had in their life.

You need to know that: “gift is not precious that the truely esteemed is your caring”. Let make use of the advantages of funny birthday poems to express your emotional and give the best present to your loved ones. Here are some funny birthday poems for you:

Poems#1:”Half Baked
On your birthday, it's time to reflect,
For the passing of time leads to change.
What once was important we leave;
Our priorities and goals rearrange.
It's official; you've lived one more year.
You're birthday gifted and caked,
But don't think you're fully mature,
'Cause you're really only half-baked!”

By Joanna Fuchs

Poems#2: “Getting Older Birthday
It’s birthday time again I see;
Another year's gone by.
We’re older than we used to be;
The thought could make me cry.
For getting older is not such fun,
When there’s hurting in your back,
And it’s agony if you have to run,
And a pleasure to lie in the sack.
Yes getting older is quite a bore,
But to not get old is worse.
So "Happy Birthday!" let’s shout once more,
And to heck with our ride in the hearse!
Hooray for getting older! Happy Birthday and many more.”

By Karl Fuchs

Poems#3: “But Why?
On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year you’re the special kid;
"This is really great," you sigh.
"One birthday a year is really fun;
I want two! I can’t? But why?"

By Karl Fuchs

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Chocolate ice cream up my nose

Can't Remember

Your birthday is today

A mom you are number one

Washing, cleaning and cooking

Happy birthday little Scorpio

Another candle on your cake

I have known you quite a while

Today is your birthday

Today is your birthday

2012-01-11T06:10:00.001-08:00

Today is your birthday, don't pull your hair,
look in the mirror, nature was fair,
not a day over twenty,
I'm kidding, you're plenty.

Don't mean to burst your bubble,
but stop asking for trouble,
you know what I mean,
when you drink that caffeine.

I have known you quite a while

2012-01-10T23:52:00.001-08:00

I have known you quite a while,
when you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It's your birthday, I nearly forgot,
searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don't turn all bitter,
since you've never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
mind is blank, it's a curse,
soon, your party will be here,
if I wake up, I'll surely appear.

Another candle on your cake

2012-01-10T23:51:00.005-08:00

Another candle on your cake
Well that's no need to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out!

Many happy returns of the day of your birth;
Many blessings to brighten your pathway on earth;
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth;
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.

To the nation's best kept secret-your true age.

Happy birthday little Scorpio

2012-01-10T23:51:00.001-08:00

Happy birthday little Scorpio,
I love you yes I do,
I think about you often,
In everything I do.
I'd hate to lose you Scorpio
You are my love, my life
I'd love it if you'd only
Agree to be my wife...

Washing, cleaning and cooking

2012-01-10T23:50:00.004-08:00

Washing, cleaning and cooking
Plus ironing and grocery shopping
These chores are bone breaking
Mom, at least for a day stop working
Let it be a time for relaxing
For it's your birthday we're celebrating!

A mom you are number one

2012-01-10T23:50:00.002-08:00

As a mom you are number one
A parent who is second to none
On your birthday, chores you should shun
For it is time for relaxation and fun
Even if at the end of the day nothing gets done
Just remember we will still love you a ton.

Your birthday is today

2012-01-10T23:50:00.000-08:00

your birthday is today,
a very special day,
one that will remain close to your heart,
like the neck chain you bought from wal-mart,

i see your getting older as the days progress,
i see your getting uglier as the weeks progress,
i see your getting dumber as the months progress,

but you still are my friend,

oh and by the way you have a relationship to mend,
as i told your boyfriend what went on last night,
of how you met your dream knight,

he was not very impressed,
he seemed very depressed,

but don't worry,
be happy,
because today your 16,
and you have a appointment with your knight,
the one who is 18,
the one they call Christine.

Can't Remember

2012-01-10T23:49:00.001-08:00

By ~ Martin Dejnicki

I wish you something, just can't remember,
Don't be upset, you're my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it's hard to find.

Maybe it's simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown, you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know, why those brain pills were free.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.

Chocolate ice cream up my nose

2012-01-10T23:48:00.005-08:00

Chocolate ice cream up my nose.
Frosting ear to ear.
Feeding candles to the cat.
Party time is here.

Funny hats on all the pets.
Soda on the floor.
Although I’m turning 16 today,
I’m acting like I’m four.

Happy birthday

2012-01-10T23:48:00.003-08:00

Happy birthday, make a wish,
Close your eyes, and think of fish,
If that's too hard on your little nose,
Maybe you just need a rose,
If that rose, is just too red,
Maybe something sweet instead.
All that sugar, not the greatest dish,
You might have to, rethink your wish.

Funny Birthday Poetry

2011-10-15T01:37:00.000-07:00

I will not wish you anything because you deserve best things a poem just for your birthday.

That's everything from my heart! On special occasions such as birthday of your family members, lover or friends, have you ever wondered how to give them great pleasure and amazing surprise? You might get confused with too many options. Funny birthday poems could be an excellent suggestion.

There are some significant benefits of using funny birthday poems. Birthday poems could express special care and bring happiness to the ones you love. Obviously, they are worth more than normal presents that anyone could buy at any gift shops. That's the reason why this makes receivers feel so special and happy.

However, to whom should you give funny birthday poems? U should consider how close your relationship is and how much you appreciate them. If you are just normal friends, writing a poem for them may be considered overload. Thus,save your poetry skill only for those who you really love. So chose the right messages for the right person, surely you can touch their heart. So how to create heart touching poems especially when you are not a professional poet? Actually, you don't have to be Shakespeare to compose poems. Poems written with love, great effort and sincere feelings would be really appreciated even if it is not so well written.

You might find numerous poems from internet – the most effective resource or books in library to make reference. After that, it is time for you to write a poem even with only a couple lines on your own. When writing funny birthday poems you should follow these steps. First of all, you should spend several days or even weeks to finish the poem. Because we are not sure when our inspiration strikes. Using your own form to make the poem unique. You can write down all your feelings and creative ideas. Be free and let yourself feel happy so that the meaning of writing poetry is true. Try all possible ways you could to make it the best one. The beginning of a poem can be organic without any rules or instructions.

You can give your poems to your loved ones in some certain ways. Writing poems for them on letters and getting cards could be a nice idea. You can also write them on homemade birthday gifts such as cakes, cookies, chocolate or photo frames. You may creatively the poems as lyrics of a unique song and sing it to them on the occasion of their birthday. Thanks to that sweet song, they would feel special and really appreciate your gift, for sure.

It May Be Late, But It’s Not Too Late ~ By Tom Mulhern

It’s your birthday, woop-de-doo
Another year you’ve made it through

Some parts were high and some were low
But where exactly did the rest of it go?
And what is it that you have to show?

A few gray hairs, a pound or two
But about those dreams of things you’ll do . . .
Like learn to play tuba, or visit Katmandu
Or read “War and Peace” all the way through?

Whatever secret wish you may hold
Sensibly cautious, or outrageously bold
My wish for you, no matter how old
Is to act out some stories as yet untold

An Angel On Earth

It all happened a while ago,
In the garden so beautiful with candles to blow.
They say an angel was born, on a beautiful day.
With merry little eyes and sweet tunes to play.

The next they knew the kid got serious and sane,
He went to choose a career to add to his parents' pain.
They went on to give him all, while he went on to take it all,
Until the day of redemption was called.

Just kidding you with this poem,
'Coz it was a wonderful day when you were born.
Happy Birthday!

I Want To Say I Love You On Your Birthday!

I want to say I love you on your birthday,
Though love is something you don't want from me.
Things didn't go so well when I last said it,
And so I'll keep it silent in my heart.
But how the words reverberate within me!
A song that I must struggle not to sing,
A music I must dance to without motion,
A poem that I must never read aloud.
Your wishes are a wall I would not scale,
Yet won't abandon, loathe to leave behind.
I cannot have, and cannot bear to lose you,
And so I send you this in my despair.

Your Birthday Was The Day We First Were Us!

Your birthday was the day we first were us,
And so for me it is a day twice blessed.
I celebrate my having you twice over:
First, that you are you, then that you're mine.

I never felt a love so free and fine,
So much of me that I am but a lover,
So rich and full to crowd out all the rest,
The me I was before I turned to us.

I am so joyful to be part of us,
To be at home with you and not a guest,
To celebrate this day and not another,
To share with you a common boundary line.

Make A Wish On Birthday

Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take
And when evening comes to view
Thanks your lucky stars you're you
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take
And when evening comes to view
Thanks your lucky stars you're you

Happy Birthday

Tips on How to Write Funny Birthday Poems

2011-09-09T19:04:00.000-07:00

You know how everyone brings a present to their friend's birthday.

As much as birthday presents are a great part of a birthday, you can still use something else to make your gift more special and memorable: funny birthday poems. Write Funny Birthday Poems For everybody.

1 - Choose a theme. Write down a list of other possible themes that you might want to write about.

2 - Direct your theme to a specific word or phrase.

3 - Write a one paragraph summary of your idea.

4 - In your summary, this may or may not make the final cut, but the process will help express your idea.

5 - Repackage the ideas of your paragraph in rhymes.

6 - Repeat step #2.

7 - Repeat step #3.

8 - Repeat step #4.

9 - Repeat step #5. Go back to rhymes. Add as many lines that come out. You can write more than necessary and erase later

10 - Edit

Happy Birthday To You - by Funny Happy birthday poems by Chrissie

*I'm thinking about giving this poem to my mate for his b'day, so any feed back would be appreciated.*

Today is your birthday, so happy birthday to you.
I hope you have fun, and that your wishes come true.
Because you really do deserve it and that is not a lie.
To all the people who love you, youre an awesome guy.

I cant write anything 'mushy' so this is the end.
All I wanna tell you is your such a great friend.
I hope youre filled with happiness, the whole year through.
Have an awesome day, happy birthday to you.

***funny birthday poem2***

I Love You on your Birthday

I Want To Say I Love You On Your Birthday!
I want to say I love you on your birthday,
Though love is something you don’t want from me.
Things didn’t go so well when I last said it,
And so I’ll keep it silent in my heart.
But how the words reverberate within me!
A song that I must struggle not to sing,
A music I must dance to without motion,
A poem that I must never read aloud.
Your wishes are a wall I would not scale,
Yet won’t abandon, loathe to leave behind.
I cannot have, and cannot bear to lose you,
And so I send you this in my despair.

***funny birthday poem3***

Its Your Birthday - by Jill Ridener

Today is happy
It most certainly is
Shake a pop
And make it fizz

Fly a kite
Or take a nap
Slap a knee
And pat a back

Run or skip
Without a care
Or fly a plane
If you dare

Swim or skate
Take your pick
Hit a mailbox
With a stick

Fall or trip
Laugh or play
Do whatever
Its your Birthday

***funny birthday poem4***

Happy Birthday To My Love!

Happy birthday to my love!
A sea around my heart:
Part shelter, part enduring word,
Part mirror of my art.
You are the calm that drains my rage,
Bliss upon my shores,
Immensity immutable,
Rush that life restores.
To you I wish to be a welcome
Harbor for your ocean,
Destiny and origin,
Aim of your affection,
Yearning of your motion.

Great Birthday Wording Ideas (funny birthday quotes)

2011-08-18T21:00:00.000-07:00

Here are some funny birthday quotes

"I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up."
- Harry Hershfield

"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
- Claude D. Pepper

"It is not how old you are, but how you are old."
- Marie Dressler

"Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."
- Martin Buxbaum

"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once."
- Dave Barry

"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
- Dorothy Fulheim

"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience."
- Anonymous

"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
- Bernard Baruch