Funny Love, Birthday Poems

The day we were born is the rememberable day whichhad most important means our life.It is not justthe day we stepped into the life but also the first day we met our loved ones and started to experience the life which our soul chose before we were born
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So that instead of giving the same old greeting you says in your loved’s birthday every yearsuch as “happy birthday” or something else…,why don’t you use funny birthday poems to cultivate the boredom of birthday party like it was?it’s has many advantages that you have notdiscovered


The first advantage of funny birthday poems is that itsefl is the combination of words which makes up great melodies. It’s a good way to convey your thinking, your love to some one you care about. Therefore, it’s may touch to your recipient’s soul that they will never forgot, especially on older people.

Secondly,funny rhythms is a less-expensive and simply present but it has extremely great meaning to recipient than an expensive gift. It is shown all the respect and the love that will bring comfort or smiles to your loved. Thus it will be a meaningful, memorable and funny birthday party that they ever had in their life.

You need to know that: “gift is not precious that the truely esteemed is your caring”. Let make use of the advantages of funny birthday poems to express your emotional and give the best present to your loved ones. Here are some funny birthday poems for you:

Poems#1:”Half Baked
On your birthday, it's time to reflect,
For the passing of time leads to change.
What once was important we leave;
Our priorities and goals rearrange.
It's official; you've lived one more year.
You're birthday gifted and caked,
But don't think you're fully mature,
'Cause you're really only half-baked!”

By Joanna Fuchs

Poems#2: “Getting Older Birthday
It’s birthday time again I see;
Another year's gone by.
We’re older than we used to be;
The thought could make me cry.
For getting older is not such fun,
When there’s hurting in your back,
And it’s agony if you have to run,
And a pleasure to lie in the sack.
Yes getting older is quite a bore,
But to not get old is worse.
So "Happy Birthday!" let’s shout once more,
And to heck with our ride in the hearse!
Hooray for getting older! Happy Birthday and many more.”

By Karl Fuchs

Poems#3: “But Why?
On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year you’re the special kid;
"This is really great," you sigh.
"One birthday a year is really fun;
I want two! I can’t? But why?"

By Karl Fuchs

Today is your birthday

Today is your birthday, don't pull your hair,
look in the mirror, nature was fair,
not a day over twenty,
I'm kidding, you're plenty.

Don't mean to burst your bubble,
but stop asking for trouble,
you know what I mean,
when you drink that caffeine.

I have known you quite a while

I have known you quite a while,
when you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It's your birthday, I nearly forgot,
searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don't turn all bitter,
since you've never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
mind is blank, it's a curse,
soon, your party will be here,
if I wake up, I'll surely appear.

Another candle on your cake

Another candle on your cake
Well that's no need to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out!

Many happy returns of the day of your birth;
Many blessings to brighten your pathway on earth;
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth;
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.

To the nation's best kept secret-your true age.

Happy birthday little Scorpio

Happy birthday little Scorpio,
I love you yes I do,
I think about you often,
In everything I do.
I'd hate to lose you Scorpio
You are my love, my life
I'd love it if you'd only
Agree to be my wife...

Washing, cleaning and cooking

Washing, cleaning and cooking
Plus ironing and grocery shopping
These chores are bone breaking
Mom, at least for a day stop working
Let it be a time for relaxing
For it's your birthday we're celebrating!

A mom you are number one

As a mom you are number one
A parent who is second to none
On your birthday, chores you should shun
For it is time for relaxation and fun
Even if at the end of the day nothing gets done
Just remember we will still love you a ton.

Your birthday is today

your birthday is today,
a very special day,
one that will remain close to your heart,
like the neck chain you bought from wal-mart,

i see your getting older as the days progress,
i see your getting uglier as the weeks progress,
i see your getting dumber as the months progress,

but you still are my friend,

oh and by the way you have a relationship to mend,
as i told your boyfriend what went on last night,
of how you met your dream knight,

he was not very impressed,
he seemed very depressed,

but don't worry,
be happy,
because today your 16,
and you have a appointment with your knight,
the one who is 18,
the one they call Christine.

Can't Remember

By ~ Martin Dejnicki

I wish you something, just can't remember,
Don't be upset, you're my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it's hard to find.

Maybe it's simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown, you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know, why those brain pills were free.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.

Chocolate ice cream up my nose

Chocolate ice cream up my nose.
Frosting ear to ear.
Feeding candles to the cat.
Party time is here.

Funny hats on all the pets.
Soda on the floor.
Although I’m turning 16 today,
I’m acting like I’m four.