Your birthday is today

your birthday is today,
a very special day,
one that will remain close to your heart,
like the neck chain you bought from wal-mart,

i see your getting older as the days progress,
i see your getting uglier as the weeks progress,
i see your getting dumber as the months progress,

but you still are my friend,

oh and by the way you have a relationship to mend,
as i told your boyfriend what went on last night,
of how you met your dream knight,

he was not very impressed,
he seemed very depressed,

but don't worry,
be happy,
because today your 16,
and you have a appointment with your knight,
the one who is 18,
the one they call Christine.