Another candle on your cake
Well that's no need to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out!
Many happy returns of the day of your birth;
Many blessings to brighten your pathway on earth;
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth;
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.
To the nation's best kept secret-your true age.